Truly What My Soul Sounds Like....

I would never have thought that one of the most moving moments in my movie watching career would come from a little cult-classic comedy called L.A. Story.
This movie featuring Steve Martin and Victoria Tennant is truly a joy to watch. The dialog is quick and witty, while the script is oddly strange and somewhat fascinating. It made this east coast girl actually like L.A.
But it was the end and the song that still to this day makes the hairs on the back of my head stand up. I can't put into words how it makes me feel except to say that, if my heart, my soul had a soundtrack, this would be it.

LA Story Fog

Broke My Ass Again!!!

But at least this time I was able to get my broken ass off the floor...
Today I did Jillian Michaels for Beginners - Backside DVD.
I know my blood pressure went through the roof again cause once I finished, my head was throbbing, and my face was the color of a ripe tomato, but luckily this time I made sure to pace myself.

After almost killing myself on Thursday with Jillian Michaels for Beginners - Frontside DVD, I had to go to my aunts house for my annual family Birthday weekend get together.
Needless to say, I was a mess.
Everything hurt, I was walking funny, going up and down stairs was a nightmare, and it actually hurt every time I went to sit on the damn toilet bowl. Thank God I can laugh at my pain cause I laughed a lot that weekend.
But so far, his time around, I can sit to pee without wincing.

It might just be that my lower body is stronger then my upper body. After all, it has to lug my Fat Ass around all day long. But since I've been doing all that walking/running on the treadmill, maybe I was more equipped to handle the exercises on this DVD then the Frontside DVD.

Either way I'm making progress...
Today's measurements show that since March I've lost:
3 inches off my waist
3 inches off my hips
1 inch off my bust

But it's not just numbers I'm noticing. My face is loosing it's roundness, the rolls on my back are almost gone, my tummy is getting flatter, my clothes are fitting me differently, and I'm feeling sexy again.
If I keep this up, nothing will be able to stop me from out running my ASS!..:-)

Me As "The Human Floor Rug"...

Have you ever worked out to the point that your muscles turn to jelly, your body shuts down, and you can't get off the floor?.....
Well that's what just happened to me after doing Jillian Michaels for Beginners - Frontside(DVD), which was basically 44 minuets of me kicking my own ass.

I did all 6 circuit training exercises (each circuit consists of 3 exercises done 3 times), with the last exercise being a 30 second plank hold on the floor. .
When I finished, I collapsed onto my stomach, waiting for my heart to re-start and my head to stop pounding. While laying there on the floor, my lovely little invalid of a cat Duke decided to take advantage of my ground level position and use me as a floor rug (evidence on the right).

When I finally realized that I wasn't dead, and that I could in fact get up, my body begged to differ.
My legs and arms were too exhausted to do anything other then flap around like land locked fish, and any attempt I made to move any part of my body (other then my head) off the floor, was met by earths gravitational pull.

I couldn't even roll over onto my back!!
A turtle, stuck on his back, had more of a chance then I did...
And of course, it was this very thought that pushed me over the edge into laughter.

There I was... stuck...on my stomach...a human floor rug for the pets...with no way to get up...laughing like an idiot into the floor boards, and again my thoughts sent me into even more laughter until finally I was laughing hysterically!!...LOL!

Thank GOD I had my cell phone to call in the cavalry, otherwise I might still be there NOW!
Imagine having to call and explain to someone in between bouts of laughter, that your stuck, on you stomach, on the floor, like an infant.
Luckily my savor was close by so I didn't have to wait long. But between my laughter and my useless muscles, getting me off the floor wasn't easy. After taking breaks to allow me to gain some semblance of control, I was rolled, heaved and hoed (not the making money kind) back onto my feet.

Once off the floor though things when from funny to foggy as I got dizzy, sleepy, and felt so cold I was actually shivering. I looked so bad that my rescuer sat me down with a bottle of water and bundled me up with a blanket and a heating pad, but it took awhile before I started to feel normal again.

As of now I can move my limbs, but everything (and I mean everything) is stiff and very achy. I'm walking around like Frankenstein, but at least I'm walking, and though my arms are weak, I can wipe my ass....

My only worry is for tomorrow.
What condition will I be in? and Will I  need a bed pan?...lol

Do I regret doing the whole DVD?
Nope...
For the first time in a Long time, I pushed past all my limits and won.
I wouldn't change that feeling for the world...though tomorrow I might be singing a different tune...lol...;-)

June in Heat!! When the Wolf Takes Over...(family discrestion is advised...lol)

Note to Family:
If you don't want to know about my more intimate life then...STOP READING NOW!!...lol........
why are you still reading...close your browser now and run...run away...run far far away...lol
If your not family or don't care....proceed...;-)
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Do human women go into heat the way animals do??
(Random question...I know but it's relevant...)
I say Yes, because I do...and I am...right now...lol

Every once in awhile I go into a heighten state of arousal, and after charting it through the years, I noticed it happens more often when physically I'm the most fertile....or whatever you want to call it.

It doesn't happen every month (thank GOD) but it does happen.
When it does, besides the obvious arousal, I'm also more sensitive to touch, smell, taste, and I always end up having fun dreams...;-) But I also notice I get more attention from Men during this time too.
Whither they're reacting to my energy, or some body language I don't realize I'm doing, or even if its pheromones, they're reacting alright.
I also notice I'm drawn to some men more then to others. Men I didn't even really notice before, become fascinating to me, while others that I thought were good looking become non entity's.
It's nothing I can quantify, but it's usually followed by a tingling of the skin, a increase in heart rate, and weirdly enough, they always smell good, while the guys that I'm not drawn to smell bad. It isn't related to any body spray, deodorant, or lotion. This has happened with guys who use body sprays, guys who use just soap, or even if there sweaty, there is something in their scent that my brain find pleasing.

Sounds weird, but it's true....

The messed up part about it is....so far... it hasn't happened while I've been with a boyfriend.
As fate would have it, even if I have a someone in my life, it seems to always happen when I can't get to them, or they can't get to me...lol.
Again the universes idea of a bad joke.
Like making it so I can't really drink, because I react too strongly to alcohol, missing the good part, and skipping straight to the part where my head's in the toilet, or smoke pot, because pot turns me into "super paranoia girl".
But in hindsight, I'm grateful it worked out that way, because if I were a skanky ass ho instead of a one man woman, I'm pretty sure I'd have a bunch of kids by now....lol

I just wish I didn't have to suffer through it and could turn it off like a switch...lol
Good part is...my dreams are very clear and are telling me that a very special Man is in my near future...
Who knows what will happen...:-)))

I guess there's more Wolf in me after all...
AOWOOOOOO!!!(Howling)...lol
(and no...to answer your question, masturbation doesn't help. The need is for skin to skin Male attention...lol...;-)